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  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
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fookyeahconradveidt:

wordbomb:

vederlicht:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Learning languages is cultural appropriation.

Trying to communicate is cultural appropriation.

¡Qué lástima!

¡Qué pinche idiota! ¡Besas mi culo gabacho, puta!

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micdotcom:

Salem mayor has put her money where her mouth is over local college’s LBGT bigotry

Earlier this summer, Kim Driscoll, the first female mayor of Salem, Mass., pulled funding from Gordon College, a small, Christian liberal arts school located outside Boston. The school had cosponsored a letter to President Obama asking for a religious exemption to his executive order to end employment discrimination based on sexual orientation. 

What Mayor Kim Driscoll did about it | Follow micdotcom

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hoardingrecipes:

Beef with Mushrooms and Barley

Oh yeah, I’m totally making this when Fall comes.

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molly23:

isoldmysoultofilm:

the pinnacle of arnold’s career

California elected this dude to run the whole state.

yes we did…….goddammit.

(Source: kane52630)

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thisl00kslikemurder:

hurraaid:

pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Scotland (22 Pics)

SPEAKING OF WHICH

WE WERE ON THE WAY TO MY GRANNY’S TODAY AND WE SAW A MILK VAN AND JUST

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SCOTLAND

Why have I never been to this majestic fucking country? MY PEOPLE.

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Why Action Movies Are Musicals For Dudes -- powered by Cracked.com

This has to be my favorite “Today’s Topic” video by Cracked, starring 2 major and one minor concept near and dear to my heart.  David Wong et al, superb work.

epitomeofraw:

THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC.

(Source: textsfromsuperheroes.com)

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clintbarttons:

clintbarttons:

if you’re excited as fuck for rhodey being in avengers 2 clap your hands

(DOESNT STOP CLAPPING)

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(CLAPPING INTENSIFIES)

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pullupthepoor:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

You know whats annoying? That it’s normal to know everything there is to know about football and know every players name and know the scores and dress up for games etc but god forbid someone knows all the actors of lord of the rings names and dresses up as a character for comic con, thats just SAD.

sOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

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Escape from Tomorrow is a 2013 American fantasy-psychological horror film, the debut of writer-director Randy Moore. Its about man having increasingly disturbing experiences and visions during the last day of a family vacation at the Walt Disney World Resort.

It drew attention because Moore had shot most of it on location at both Walt Disney World and Disneyland without permission from The Walt Disney Company, owner and operator of both parks. Due to Disney’s reputation of being protective of its intellectual property, the cast and crew used guerrilla filmmaking techniques to avoid attracting attention, such as keeping their scripts on their iPhones and shooting on handheld video cameras similar to those used by park visitors. After principal photography was complete, Moore was so determined to keep the project a secret from Disney that he edited it in South Korea. Sundance similarly declined to discuss the film in detail before it was shown. It was called “the ultimate guerrilla film”. (x)

(Source: dellamortes)

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wealleatpizza:

Garter snakes eat pizza.

Their diets consist of almost any pizza they are capable of overpowering.

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